so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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