no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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