i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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