Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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