You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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