HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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