Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
