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(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(559): View more from California

yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.

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(515): View more from Iowa

If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.

(641): View more from Iowa

Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?

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(541): View more from Oregon

What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?

(503): View more from Oregon

3some

(541): View more from Oregon

You're right, stupid question.

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(480): View more from Arizona

He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.

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(631): View more from New York

I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever

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(956): View more from Texas

They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times

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