Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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