I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times