just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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