Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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