I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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