in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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