you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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