We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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