Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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