Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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