we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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