I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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