yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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