real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can text with my tongue
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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