So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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