threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
it glows. i had to have it.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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