He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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