people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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