Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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