How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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