So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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