In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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