You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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