We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.