So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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