If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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