He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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