I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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