guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
a search helicopter?!
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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