absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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