I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Randomize
