He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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