Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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