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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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