FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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