my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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