I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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