That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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