He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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