Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you would pick up someone in the library
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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