Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
All I want is dick and wine.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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