Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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