Soap is not a condiment
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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