I just pynch a tree in the face
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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