some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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