Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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