He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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