doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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